User:Littlelaurence

Little Laurence is an unwanted spammer of Spiral Mountain and a general trouble causer. He has a 5 year old over the top British accent and likes Nuts and Bolts. He uses big words to and British terms to illude others into thinking he's clever and has class.

Spamming
Laurence was really bored on RWP in December 2009 and didn't want to risk losing his membership, so he decided to spam a neighbouring forum called 'Spiral Mountain'.

Here is an account of the matter from RWP user LG89, regarding the Spiral Mountain attack.


 * " Today your pal Little Laurence joined, called us a rundown pathetic community with generally low intelligence, called half the people there retarded, and finally insulted all Americans before claiming to have left.


 * He then proceeded to come back, strded tlkin liek dis, posted a page worth of ads for Runescape and Club Penguin, started calling us all his bros and telling everyone how much he loved them, then was finally banned. "

Laurence has nothing to say on the matter. His avatar looked like this: http://i49.tinypic.com/30ddtdv.png

Another Suspension
Little did Laurence know that the RWP actively ban people who act like tools on fellow Rare sites. Thus he was given a five day suspension...which wasn't actually as bad as his previous suspensions.

Quotes:
"MISTUH VOYLE"-Little Laurence thinking he was creative and trying to sing.

"You brought this on yourselves. It's your fault, you insulted my intelligence. Now i will persist in destroying yoru website."-Little Laurence thinking he's some sort of god.

"What? Are you derranged, or just suffer from heavy mental disabilities?

You're completely retarded. The new Sonic games are fantastic, you're just too stupid to see it. You're a horrible, dumb person who needs not only some sort of brain operation but also regular six month check ups.

Let's see if we can get you medication."- Little Laurence trying to defend Sonic...and failing.

"Which says a lot about your rundown pathetic community and its high levels of ignorance and general stupidity."-Little Laurence under the impression he's smart.

Wiki Assault
On December 6, 2009, Little Laurence then decided to attack the Spiral Mountain Wiki.

Surprisingly, he didn't actually attack it right away. Instead he offered his help.

Klavice Gavin turned his help down which threw him into a fit of rage in which he decided to spam the entire wiki by redirecting Klavice's userpage to Ridiculed Sasauge.

Finally, the assault was ended when Klavice obtained LL's IP from LerakoLanche and banned his IP from the wiki.